Last night while walking down Christie St. some drunk (or otherwise fucked up guy) comes staggering out of a building and says "What do you do when someone fucks with you?" to me and some other guy on the street. Other random guys says "You fuck with him back!" so the first guy walks across the street and sets some guys car on fire. We just kind of stare at it a minute in shock (it's burning pretty good. No idea how he did that) before calling 911. Two fire trucks show up in about 3 minutes and put it out. The guy who did it had disappeared at this point, so I figured my work was done and went on my way.
Crazy.